Monster

My monster has laser eyes that are red that kill other monsters. My monster is hairy scary so he weighs heaps. My monster is very spiky and slimy. My monster is naughty. My monster eats mud and dirt for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's brain is baggy and saggy. My monster doesn't have a tail because it got shot off  by someone who likes eating meat. My monster takes mud baths and slurps the mud out like crazy and drinks it. My monster goes out hunting like a fierce monster. My monster is covered in green and yellow sloppy  blood and fur. My monster eats goblins and other fierce wild animals. My monster has benches made of mud and rocks. My monster steals 5 000 000 dollars each hour. My monster takes drugs.